Well, hello dear Princesses,
I know it has been a long time. I am soooo not a good blogger, says my sister Princess Debi, and I know it is true. I get to busy and I have ADD way toooo bad to do this on a consistent basis. I just wanted to touch base and to get my dad's blog off being the first one that anyone sees. I am looking forward to going down to my sister's house to keep Prince Austin and Princess Nicole in October. Wish it would hurry up and get here, need to get away. I have been very busy listing houses, now need some sales, that too will come when you have listings. Feel a little pressure off for time being. School has started and gotten every back in right direction for time being, Life is Good, this week! Love to all!

WHAT the....

OMG JERRY JERRY JERRY! ok so I'm going to be a good mom, wife, WHATEVER, and cook a meal for the first time in 2 weeks, that's a whole other story, so I go my big butt up to the Kroger, minding my own business, what did I see.....my daddy riding the gogo cart, cuz he just don't want to walk, with big ass print shirt on, not shaven in who knows how many days and wearing NO TEETH, Oh my God, I thought I was going to die!!!!!!! Well he doesn't see me, so I pull out my camera cuz I know Princess Debi is not going to believe this one if I don't have proof!

He continues down the isle and when he gets near me he thinks he spots me first, little does he know, I've been following his ass to see what he's going to do, so he tries to run me over with the Dang cart, I almost pee my pants and tell him I'll talk to him later!!

I am now having my second glass of wine for the day and I don't even drink....

Peace to all the PRINCESSES, cuz I know we need it....

I don't know!

Hello to all the Princesses out there!
Really don't have much to share right now, just been trying to hobble along on the one leg. Actually, was trying to take it easy on the one leg, but it just don't seem to be happening. Real estate has really picked up for me, THANK GOD! Would be nice if it would stay that way for a while. But, I'm not going to ask for too much, this is a blessing all in itself! Got a bit to do this weekend. Going to a wedding with a friend. I just love me some weddings. This one is going to be southern and all. Magnolia leaves on the mantle in the country club, if that isn't southern, I don't know what is! This is Princess Mary's wedding, a friend of Princess Alison's. This is a girl who smokes cigars, whoa!! She is funny as all get out and will be one of those that probably has a little too much at her own wedding. We shall see. Don't know how I'm going to get all prettied up in a dressy dress and have a big fat butt black leg hanging out of it. Guess I'll figure that out Saturday.

Havn't seen much of Princess Erika lately. She seems to have a new life now. Doesn't want to be to far from the new beau for too long of a period.

Princess Lisa is ready for a vacation. Really want to go back to Italy, but Lord know when that will happen again, so Biloxi, Ms may be as far as I can get. On the other hand, think I'll just stay home.

Peace to the Princesses!

FLAMINGO DANCING!!! Yoohoo!!!

I really don't think this is what Las Vegas has in mind when they introduce the Flamingo Dancers! It all started in the shower this morning, (which I might as well go ahead and add right now), that I am taking down all of those huge mirrors that I have in mine and the hubby's luxury salon bath after today. I was hobbling around on one leg in the walk-in shower, when I caught a glimpse what appeared to be an overweight pink flamingo, hopping around in all of those freaking mirros. Matter of fact, it looked like more than one pink flamingo hopping around in my bathroom. It looked like I was having a real good time until I dropped the soap, oh boy, well let's just say, the soap is still in the floor after a couple of trys and almost falling on my head! SO, from now on, its a dip in the cement pond in my bath, until the leg heals. Lord help me!

Princess L

Is it proper etiquette for Princess's to curse?

I didn't think so....and.....haha I didn't.....I know most of you think I did but I didn't! I have definitely been put on warning that my official birthday month is over-hence all the bad karma-so far this month. I tell you, you just let it get a few days from the birthday month...and all hell breaks loose! Hell, I don't even think I'm going to celebrate next year, that way nothing bad can happen right after. And by the way, I don't really believe in the karma thing, but something is definitely going on here!

First of all, my best friend Princess Carla is moving to Nashville, pretty much for sure now. I've known her since the 6th grade and our kids are 28 and 24, if that tells you how long its been, I couldn't bring it to myself to really say how many years...so she tells me to put her house on the market and it sold in 4 days! Most people would think this is good, but.....

Then, we had 2 outings to go to on the 4th of July, so it was a very busy day...had to keep everyone happy...Lord help me! This is hard to do. Well, I go to mom's house and Bill has the above the ground swimming hole set up for the four little nephews, they want Aunt Princess Lisa to get it, so what do I do...I get in, but I did it the hard way. You have to climb a ladder...I made it that far without loosing my balance, that was a miracle all in itself as I have been referred to as "Bubble Butt" on more than one occasion in my life. I make it up to the top step and then want to impress the children, so I jump, tucked and landed, then proceeded to almost drown in what I discovered was about 24 inches of water! I did realize that this pool was not very deep, however, I obviously misread how deep. I did tuck my feet and was doing what I thought could be recognized as a "cannonball" as I was going to try to splash most of the water out of the pool to get a laugh out of the kids. I evidently, automatically straightened my leg, and hit my right foot down very solidly. I am pretty much sure I dug out that part of the ground for Bill for next year! I hurt very badly instantly, my ankle, my knee and my hip. By the end of the day, I was asking my husband to amputate from just right above the hip, my whole leg was hurting to so bad. I'm pretty sure that this is the way poor little horses feel right before they put them down. I was a real trooper Princess though and toughed it out for two days and went to Ortho on Monday, he took one look, looked over at Jim and said I think I might need to check you, I think she left part of her foot up your a-- when she kicked it. This sorta shocked the husband because he thinks he's Popeye, the doctor obviously knew I could take him... Had the MRI yesterday and will get result at 9:00 in the morning. Symptoms are a fractured tidbit (tibea) something like that, oh well, guess we'll know tomorrow... enough on this my ankle starts throbbing just talking about it.

Then, I am busy as heck with the real estate thing right now, have two inspections, two appraisals and lots of contractors to meet this week to get things fixed on houses. Prince Jaret, decides he wants to loose his job, so he can haul my fat tail around, on top of it all, which did come in quite handy this week. I keep almost falling on the crutches, and my left butt cheek keeps getting severe cramps from trying to hold my old, out of shape self up on one leg. It just ain't right!

I do believe my dad is getting Alzheimer's, and I'm not trying to be funny on that one, cuz it ain't anything funny about it. He gets severely pi--XXX ticked at me when I cannot talk to him the very second that he calls. If my phone rings and I haven't picked it up by the second ring, he hangs up and calls me back, or tries a different number for me. So, I told him last night that I was going to be real busy all day to day 9-4:30 for inspections! He calls as soon as I get to the first one, I answer, tell him I can't talk, he says okay, and calls me back a little later, I tell him I'm still with the same people, that I will call him as soon as I can. I get settled in my second inspection and call him and he tells me that he has decided that he is fixing to drive to Denver, Colorado, from Memphis, Tennessee, going 40 miles an hour, with no phone, not much money for hotels and such, can't see worth a crap to drive, his car has over 200,000 miles on it, the windows won't even roll down for petesake. Now this is a man that I live 1.3 miles from and I can't even get him to come over to my house but on Holidays and when my sister, Princess Debi, is in town. Then he has to leave at before 5:00 so it won't get dark on him, if he makes one wrong turn, he gets lost for hours and don't even tell us about it until six months later, .........and he's going to drive three days across country, stay for two days because he gets so impatient with people, he just wants to go home, strip down to skid mark stained drawers, and lay on the couch. This just did not make sense to me! I had a feeling for some reason he was just trying to pay me back for not talking to him very much for the last few days, because I couldn't because of work and hurt! I got off the phone and my stomach ulcer started bleeding (because I can feel it) and my eye started twitching! What the... I had to calm down before I could call Princess Debi to tell her about it, so she could help me talk him out of it...well of course, by the time she calls him, he's changed his mind! He's decided both he and his car are too old, Thank God!!

I'm laying here on the couch, starting to feel sorry for myself, looking down at my poor leg, my skin that I've just discovered is getting very thin, which is a huge sign of "old age", just realized I have poison ivy on my left arm, and that I've probably got skid mark stained drawers myself by now..what the...I'm taking a pain pill and going to bed....

Peace out to the Princesses!

LM

...the PRINCESS put on hold again!

Wow... what a busy weekend...I was so exhausted I couldn't even think after this weekends festivities. My baby boy Prince Tyler, did make us all very proud and didn't act a fool or embarrass all the Princess Aunties and Mama Princess while he walked down the isle during the graduation ceremony. A couple of his friends did whoop and holler but that doesn't count, on the count it wasn't him. Aunt Princess Debi did come in and spoil and use and abuse and gave a whole new meaning to the word "bribery" while she was here the whole weekend, to pretty much everyone in sight! A ball was had by all!

I have you know it was my birthday weekend, and did we get to Celebrate? That would be a H to the N, as Princess Debi puts it. Thursday was a full day of shopping for the kiddies, and the graduate, Thursday nite, made grad cake, Friday, prepping of the food and decorations, Friday nite, graduation, Saturday morning, making more cakes, (including my own), Saturday afternoon, Austin's birthday party, Saturday nite, went to watch Patriotic show with Sister Princess Jen and the four Princess in the program, Sunday morning, (My real day to be the Princess), Princess Debi leaves to head back home, starting at 11:00 a.m. showing houses-finish up around 6:00 p.m. Once again, did I get to be the Princess I wanted and deserve to be, (I'm just going to say it this time) HELL TO THE NO!.....Oh well, there is always next year!